Aaaaaargh a fucking AI did translate this from English to German when I look at it. Horrible translation.

Eine freundliche Distribution. Ok, fuck yes, if it is friendly, does it say good morning and good night? And ask me how I am?

"Es ist eine perfekte Kombination aus Erfahrung und Ökologie." Ok, it's about ecology, so something about trees and nature and owls and bunnies?

"AnduinOS ist Ihre finale Linux-Distribution!". Wait, you'll think I DIE if I use this?