Oh yea. Nothing is ever stolen or defrauded in russia.
To be fair (not that I much want to be fair to police states), Russia doesn't so much have a police state as an organised crime state.
but you go to jail if you report. like reporting correct jobs numbers. "problem solved"
Doesn't work, it just makes corruption more probable.
Laws dont say what can't happen. They say what the people who are allowed to break laws are allowed to do. It's called norm asymmetry.
Deploy the national guard to protect Californian highway guardrails! :)
What's the going rate for bribes/fees/"tips" these days?
Impossible to tell if this is satire
Repeat until true: No metal has been stolen due to inflated pricing, job creation and factory construction are at all time highs, and downtown Chicago is a mixture of killing fields and charnel pits.
Most of these are already true, though.
Spoiler alert: They’re all verifiably false with a quick internet search. Be sure to check primary sources, and not opinion pieces on “entertainment” networks like Fox News or Newsmax.
You could just ask :)
Nobody can take a fascism joke these days. For some reason.
>”Or just have a police state. Problem solved.”
The you can send the copper thieves to work in the copper mines. That’s killing two birds with one stone right there!