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Clearly this is all some sort of mass delusion event, the Amazon Ring status says everything is working.

(Useless service status pages are incredibly annoying)

Atlassian is down as well so they probably can't access their Atlassian Statuspage admin panel to update it.

When you know a service is down but the service says it's up: it's either your fault or the service is having a severe issue