“I was not entertaining at a show, here’s what I didn’t learn”.
What a sad existence he leads. It's as if he's stuck in the 1990s, and proud of it.
And the date wasn't even "stolen" - though smooth guy probably did steal that girl after the exceedingly low bar set by this dude.
Now you're saying that the whole article was a lie?
Congrats, you're now even more disappointing of a person than originally presented.