I kept waiting for the guy to share some lesson that was learned, and it never came. The self-satisfied writing was less interesting than his complete disinterest in two other humans and the entire event.
What a sad existence he leads. It's as if he's stuck in the 1990s, and proud of it.
And the date wasn't even "stolen" - though smooth guy probably did steal that girl after the exceedingly low bar set by this dude.