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This is pointless. Oracle is not a democracy, it's a lawnmower.

Well, it's not up to Oracle. It is up to the US government (USPTO).

Which you could make a strong case for also not being a democracy and rather a lawnmower... But I digress.

The article is presented as a pitch to Oracle not the USPTO.

“I die,” grass

This made me smile way more than it should. Thanks.