Thanks for the suggestion. It's in!
I'm trying it myself, just putting things out there and saying "to hell with it" because, ultimately, unshitifying things is Zeno's paradox kind of work; you're never really done. And, really, it's probably better than you think anyway.
It's not the greatest analogy in the world, but it sort of works in that it illustrates the fractal-like nature of bug-squashing.