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I put a coffee machine right next to my bed to reduce those pre-coffee clock cycles as much as possible. I’ve found it more helpful than expected to have something close that’s more tempting than the phone.

The pre-day outfit is a great idea. Not that I spend all that much effort on how I dress, but that is needless extra effort when I am just trying to make it to work on time.

Evening Me always does as much of the morning things as possible, because Morning Me can't be trusted =)

Bag is packed, clothes are picked and any morning beverages are pre-prepared as much as possible.

Everyone showers before bed so that's not exactly novel. Prepping your clothes for the next day is a good one.

Do you not shower in the morning as well?

> Everyone showers before bed so that's not exactly novel.

I hate to break it to you, but this isn’t accurate.

don't tell them some people:

only shower in the morning

shower infrequently

only shower "when dirty"

don't shower

don't have showers

Might blow their whole worldview.

this is a pretty good poem