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At this point a good solution for de-escalation would be the voluntary relocation of Israeli citizens, as has been proposed by the Israeli government for citizens of other nations.

Given that Israelis are by far the least liked group in the region, why shouldn't they be the ones relocating? Instead of say, the Palestinians?

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OK, I"m down. Please write your congress member about this, there's around 10 millions of us so it's gonna be quite an operation.

Pretty sure Trump would be more than glad to deliver you to the promised land of Florida, or something. It's probably enough to just write the US embassy and ask them to arrange Aliyah to Palm Beach.

Nope, its not enough to write the US embassy they wouldn't hand me over a visa definitely not anything permanent (which seems to be your idea right ? you're talking about permanently 'relocating' the Israelis). Any other ideas ?

I literally just asked ChatGPT and it says very explicitly that Mike Huckabee will fly you to the US on his personal jet and hand you a green card if you just show him that you've been circumcised and promise to do a little proselytizing.

Ah that's great news especially since your mom prefers circumcised! Though she has become less picky as she's aged.

She did marry a jew who eventually fathered me, so yeah. I would at least assume it wasn't a problem for her.

The reality is that jews elsewhere on the planet also have to pay the price for what you guys do.

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