All this is very funny if you take into account how the United States originated.
Part of the solution to Europe's wars of religion was to pack off some of the most swivel-eyed ones to the new world to let them build their New Jerusalem there, and it worked for a bit
I remember one where a man decided to move to America to escape religious persecution. Of course said religious persecution was his neighbors laughing and dancing and enjoying themselves.
We're still feeling the reverberations of Martin Luther (allegedly) nailing his theses to the door of the church in Wittenberg today