There's nothing "gross" about it. You are making a mountain out of a molehill, and honestly the kind of behavior you're displaying here would be absolutely miserable to deal with at any job. Nobody likes someone who complains about trivial non-issues like this.

Good think I work for myself.

Noticed you didn't push back on any actual facts, just emotional 'outrage'.

Completely agree, we can be edgy without being insensitive.

>I wouldn't hire or work with 'Sam Bent'

Saying something like that is far grosser and more inappropriate than a using a metaphor.