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I was once transporting antipasti and no one wrote HN post about it :(

I make a pasta/antipasta joke every time I'm at an italian resteraunt and no one ever laughs :(

Annihilation of Italian food is nothing to laugh at, and is in fact a tragedy

I thought the entire point of being given a plate of Italian food was to annihilate it, followed by some tiramisu.

One cannot image what would happen if antipasti and pasti collide!

oh, the canolli!