Hahaha, I get 'The Social Network' vibes from this story. You should read his other posts also. Let's just say the guy has more than enough confidence.
I really felt like i was living in the movie too.
also for the posts, haha thanks for reading. i feel like they'll be pretty cool for people to look back on when im really succesful
No investor with any brains who reads this post would ever give you money. And no job that reads it would ever hire you.