Man, truly absolutely gross to see this, this is some incredibly unethical engineering here. This is literally why people hate AI slop. Its not surprising to me that you didn't want to even write the post yourself

>It cost me 53 merges, 63 closures, a billion Opus tokens, and eight account blocks

I can't believe people think this is acceptable. You didn't fix any problems, you just managed to deliberately sneak slop past maintainers without their knowledge. There's no review by you here that any of the PRs actually fixed anything (presumably because software engineering is a learned skill), you just assume that the AI fixed the bugs without checking any of it apparently because.. you feel you're important?