But, hey, we know you just try to convince yourself. Sorry if 4 paragraphs is a bit too much for you to follow.
And no, four paragraphs aren't too much much for me to follow. Your mom writes a lot more than that to me every day and I have no problem there.
You may save face by stop responding, but you may not be mature enough for that and need an excuse to convince yourself you are not pathetic. So, because I feel sorry for you, I will just let you send the last message. Of course, you will insult me, or use a pathetic argument that barely make illusion, or do whatever you need to convince yourself you saved face (I recommend "no, it's you who is pathetic", it's a classic). Everyone here know how ridiculous you made yourself look during this discussion. Even yourself, deep down. I know you will answer it's not true, but we both know it is the case. But don't worry, let's just agree that you are perfectly right when you say that you are not upset, that you are clearly the person here that everyone admire, and that you totally owned me with your clever arguments *wink wink*.
....But not more entertaining than your mom.
Says he doesn't care; proceeds to get triggered by my comments.
Can't properly capitalize, but takes time to use a semi-colon.
Boy, you really know how to prioritize.
As your stepfather, I am disappointed cauch. I'm going to have to ask you to move out of the basement.
Let me help you more:
Oh, no, complianceowll, you totally destroyed me by attacking my lack of capitalization and the huuuuge amount of time I needed to use a semi-colon. And yes, me calling you "little boy" or answering your comments is the proof I'm a loser, while when you do exactly the same, it's the proof you are soooo smart. Oh, I have sooooo much eggs on my face. You got me good. And you are my daddy now. Oh my, the strategy of pretending to have sex with my mother is famously so advanced and mature and always work. You won. You are totally the smartest people in the world. And everyone here also knows that you won but in fact you did not care at all. Also, I don't know how to write pasghetti, don't forget to use that in your next message.