Them damn gen alphas having no sense of punctuation! Back in my day, which was when Millenialism was at its heyday, we used to put commas everywhere we, well, damn, pleased!
So did Edgar Allan Poe. As a non-native speaker, it's, to say the least, a challenging read.
Honestly I'm so old that I'm not sure if this remark is satire or an actual attempt to tell me that I'm out of touch. Is writing like this considered normal now?
Not normal but some people just can't leave Reddit.
I meant it as satire, yes.
I dunno, claude generates pure linguistic puzzles in javadoc.
Funnily enough, the underlying signal is what’s nonsensical; the individual sentences are always well structured
They are not well structured. They are syntactically correct. But, if a person wrote them, you would say they are badly structured. I have seen tripple negatives and sentences that should be split into four.