Them damn gen alphas having no sense of punctuation! Back in my day, which was when Millenialism was at its heyday, we used to put commas everywhere we, well, damn, pleased!
So did Edgar Allan Poe. As a non-native speaker, it's, to say the least, a challenging read.
Honestly I'm so old that I'm not sure if this remark is satire or an actual attempt to tell me that I'm out of touch. Is writing like this considered normal now?
Not normal but some people just can't leave Reddit.