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These jokes are getting tiresome. They’re not down because they’re using vibecoded software, they’re down because their usage is up 30x year-on-year.
Why does everything work perfectly for a week after an outage is fixed? Usage is still 30x and even higher because everyone catches up from the downtime.
Sounds more like a bloated, vibe coded stack that has to be unclogged every 2 weeks.
Both things are possible. We don't know that vibecoded software doesn't contribute to the problem.
You also don't know that it is either
Yes, but you can't say with confidence "It is not A it is B." It could be A or B, or both, or neither.
From what I understand, it's mostly because Azure is a huge dumpster fire