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This article made me laugh out loud several times!

If the Fast Show was still running, this would spawn a whole new character and a season of skits. Some great one-liners in it!

"In cheesemaking, if two hearts want to connect, they'll find a way."

"Uncomfortable foods open doors."

Thats Jessie's diet right there -

And many other great lines! Lol!