AI-written satire, but reasonably funny.
The math doesn't work, though: 21k bags at $1.80 donated is $37,800 in donations, but you could clearly donate much more than that working at Jane St.
The math doesn't work, though: 21k bags at $1.80 donated is $37,800 in donations, but you could clearly donate much more than that working at Jane St.
To parody it, all you have to do is substitute clearly stupid theses for the plausible seeming theses that they normally use.
Instead of reading like pretentious horse shit, it suddenly reads like biting satire.