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Closer (just give me a few hours to get there)

"I wanna fry you like an escargot. I want some dinner for my insides."

Came here for the NIN puns. Did not leave disappointed.

Fragile, and further down the spiral, sounds like snail attributes all along. I recommend the mollusk by ween while we're on the subject.

Happiness in slithering

my whole existence is flan

Terrible Slime

The Inward Spiral