They don't. You can read exactly this article for 3 examples.
Modified Newtonian theories are anything but simple.
You do make a good point though - astronomy and astrophysics is hard. There are often many ways of interpreting the observations we have. They can be misleading and take careful interpretation, particularly when they seem unusual in some way.
Visually galaxies are quite varied, which implies, to me, they have a lot of variability in visible matter. Why wouldn't their supposed dark matter vary too?
Im half convinced its gonna be a stupid mistake like that. Whoever finds the correct "advanced" math that allows the mistake to be brushed under the rug could get a Nobel prize.
Assuming it's definitely matter, and operating on that basis for nearly 50 years, is not good science, period.