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Even if someone finds your wallet and returns it, full of its original cash, they still would have had time to snag your credit card numbers, figure out your address, what coupons you have.
The alternative is a guy in a suit walking up and saying "I saw your wallet in the bushes on 144th and 132nd."
- but anyone who deploys thousands of lines of vibe-coded C that implements a transforming HTTP proxy from scratch instead of a patch (hey, it “might even be safer than the patch”!) deserves what they get
edit: shocker https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50199456