British PHP uses 'perchance ... otherwise':
- https://aloneonahill.com/blog/if-php-were-british/#:~:text=E...
- https://aloneonahill.com/blog/if-php-were-british/#:~:text=E...
[0] https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/URI/Reference/F...
PHP stands for Perchance Half-witted Politeness