I’m not “bumfuzzled,” whatever that’s supposed to mean. I simply think you’re misrepresenting the American political process—I don’t know why, maybe you wrote yourself into a corner, or maybe you live in a blue state and therefore discount what happens in red states.
Early voting doesn’t prove your point; it’s the opposite of what you were alleging about elections! Not specific days, not a uniform process. Perplexing counter-argument.