"16% of reviews have 1 stars" ...
I'm not sure if it's supposed to be insinuating that he's "one star" available, but I thought it was mildly clever.
"Phil Dub often works too hard and put in too many late night unbillable hours on projects as he is a perfectionist"
"Was unable to leap tall building."
"A decent doll would at least be poseable."
"Demanded food immediately after arrival."