Some weird stuff going on with the if clauses:
Switch His power level is 9000. It's almost 9000?!"
This should probably be:
#### Switch His power level is [p6=5000[5000..20000,1000]]. It's [warning_2[(p6 < 8000),(p6 < 9000),(p6 == 9000),(p6 > 9000)]low.,almost 9000?!,9000!,OVER 9000!!!]
Anyways, I think this makes for completely unreadable Markdown, which is the totally opposite direction of what it ought to be.