And that's not even getting into the Third Commandment issues.
http://www.biblicalheritage.org/bible%20studies/10%20command...
How was I not aware of this...
If you are looking for something about the Bible to be upset about, you can certainly do a lot better than this.
Sure, as another (apparently deleted?) comment said, if you take them as a whole you more or less can respect 80% of it across a few major branches.
But they are inconsistent enough that if I tell you one by number there's a 80% chance that you won't be able to understand what I mean unless you know my religion, which is the case i replied to.
[0] I first found out that what the roman catholic catechism taught to me (in rome :) as VI, "do not commit impure acts", is different for jews.