Why does it have to the the shortest page? The logic is flawed.
The logic is flawed for the main reason that partitioning sets in any non-objective manner and then drawing conclusions from that is folly, which is the point of such so-called paradoxes.
Another cool paradox is the one surrounding "the smallest positive integer that cannot be expressed using twenty or fewer English words".
Yet somehow, we still communicate. I guess that says something interesting about our evolution.
On a related note, how many linguists does it take to change a broken light bulb? Two. One to decide what it should change into, and one to find out what kind of bulb emits broken light.
Why can't we just be well-defined formal systems? :/