Thats a healthy dose of reality distortion. He lists specific flaws in specific applications.
I've had iTunes running for weeks without gobbling all of my memory.
At some point he needs to face the facts that if he's the only person experiencing all these problems then the problem isn't the software, it's him.
If Chrome works for almost everybody else, and worked for you until moving, then the problem probably isn't that Chrome mysteriously broke, but that your new network connection is flaky.
In fact, almost all of the things you were ranting about could be explained by a bad network connection.