Ah. No SQL. No Java. No C#. No webapps. No JavaScript. No IT economy (Apple, eBay, Google, FaceBook, Oracle, SAP, etc.: they're all running on spreadsheets producing what? Spreadsheets of course).

Corporate drones use Excel. The corporate world represent less than % of the GDP. Hence:

"The world runs on Excel, and we should be afraid".

Perfect linkbait title. Well done. I'm sure the spike of trafic thanks to HN has been noticeable.