Things like, "a high pitched alarm with a bell is a fire alarm, evacuate the building to a designated evacuation point and wait"
or "a siren with no flashing strobes means that you should move quickly to a designated decontamination area and begin decontamination procedures"
the one that that everybody thought was both scary and fun "if you hear 'the howler', run"
no indication of direction or location to meet, just...scatter to the four winds
nobody asked under what conditions you might hear this "howler"