- Someone will think of some shitty startup that has no added value to anyone.
  - Someone will claim that technology xyz is the perfect solution to all of the web's problems
  - Someone will give some wise ass advise stated in the form of 10 things I ... from ...
  - Someone will discuss why he would or would not work at some big company.
  - Someone will pretend to care about some minority, meanwhile insulting them and everybody else.

But we have our emotional triggers. I think they are more about our collective fears of missing out on things, or anything that flatters or threatens our identity as smart people.

* New language/practice enabled me to do Y faster/easier

* New technology X will change the Y industry

* Trend X will make you obsolete

* Stupid startup X was bought/funded for $Y dollars

* You might not be as smart as you think you are!! ZOMG OH NO. (and here's the corrective action to take)

* Programmers are great because...

* Programmers are terrible because...

  - Why everybody should learn to code
  - Why everybody should not learn to code