If you take opioids for the pain from stubbing your toe, you should re-evaluate what is important to you.
Like getting by for 24 hours until I can put shoes on? I need the government to tell me I can't ease things for a day?
You might look into buying comfortable shoes.
Clearly you do.
In Soviet Obamerica, authority question YOU !!
Perhaps. But should the government be doing that evaluation for you ahead of time?
If you need opioids for the pain from a stubbed toe, you have a serious problem with something (mental, physical, or both) and need more help than an OTC opioid can give.
Like the article says, too much Tylenol causes brain damage.