Chet and Erik's download Go 1.1:

Chet: "Get out the drool cup!" Erik: "In use, my friend! Drooool!" Chet: "Then break out the scraper, because someone's gonna have to scrape my jaw off the floor!" Erik: "That's also in use, to scrape my spooge off the monitor! Spoooge!" Chet: "Ouch! Fetch me my eye medicine, because I have an eyeache from watching a whole mixed bag of eye candy!" Erik: "All of the eye medicine's already in my eye! I'm done with the scraper, though."