I think there real questions here are:
1) How long have you been insane?
2) Static or Dynamic typing?
1) How long have you been insane?
2) Static or Dynamic typing?
2) Integers! Strings are integers, arrays are tapes of integers, etc... I guess this means it's dynamic, but at the bottom levels I'm not (yet) concerned with typing.
5) ???
6) Web framework?
5) !!!
6) I am but a mere mortal, sir.