I couldn't read beyond the first section...let me know when the cliff's notes version is available and if its worth reading?
Would pictures help? Maybe some cartoon animals sounding out the words for you?
It's not cartoon animals, but...
I am big PG fan, but the non-startup articles don't appeal to me, this in particular.
loll: To hang extended from the mouth, as the tongue of an ox or a dog when heated with labor or exertion.