I feel you, but if someone happens to CATCH you wearing incognito socks (perhaps while you're mid step or something).. well, that's basically the most beta feeling in the world (so I don't think it's worth the risk!!)
I mostly understood the post, but why is it baller not to wear socks? You can afford to burn your shoes every evening?
Signed, a proud beta stealth sock wearer.
Also, there is no such thing as too much pink
socks really don't add that much comfort if you wear nice shoes.