A million thumbs down for the author stealing Louie CK's stand-up routine (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpUNA2nutbk) and reapplying it to Javascript in a way that just didn't fit. Also nothing substantial was said. Boo!
Note the line at the bottom of the piece:
> Credit: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8m5d0_everything-is-amazin...
It's an easy way of excluding people under 40. Like when we talk about being afraid to visit Northern Ireland or getting nuked.