It seems that 90% of the comments have missed the fact that this is obviously hyperbolic satire....
In light of this being satire, the HN news comments are 10x funnier than the article itself.
Some unsolicited advice (you're lucky, you found out it was a crap company in 2 hours) and some PC outrage (why does it have to be an Asian lady).
I'd also never seen software deployment by RAID before... (or happily since)
Mind you, they were bought for a pile of money and the people who thought the above were a good idea made out like bandits.
I read it first as a description, not satire.