In government's eye, at least in the US, you most probably already are a criminal:

http://www.amazon.com/Three-Felonies-Day-Target-Innocent/dp/... http://threefelonies.com/Youtoo/tabid/86/Default.aspx

It's worth noting that it's illegal to insult the king in Thailand. Should Congress pass a law in the US that makes insulting a government official a crime, would you "not worry" about criminals anymore?