That is a common fallacy and benchmarking anti-pattern, and it really enrages me that some people look at the completely incorrect results and justify it with "I am going to be using this with jQuery so why shouldn't I add some jQuery method calls". And you are denying this despite the "fixed" js perf showing different results e.g. on chrome 29.

You should read http://zedshaw.com/essays/programmer_stats.html