At least a tulip is an actual thing that looks nice, bitcoin is some data in a file that was created by pissing away energy, the perfect embodiment for the ridiculousness of modern economics.
It is mindboggling to me that people take it seriously. It is a perfect example of a tulipmania-like house of cards.
I don't presume to know what is going to happen to bitcoin, but just dismissing it as "meh tulips" is pretty closed-minded.