Some people use Python as JS or PHP, why not also make it behave like that?
In reality, even if this is satire (which I believe it is) I'm sure if enough people will know about it, at least one of them will use it seriously.
In reality, even if this is satire (which I believe it is) I'm sure if enough people will know about it, at least one of them will use it seriously.
If you want to go the other way, try
window.onerror = window.close;