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1. Write a blog post about how horrible PHP is.

2. Instant up-voting on HN. Yay traffic!

3. Profit!

Full credit to the underpants gnomes: I couldn't have done it without you guys.

> 1. Write a blog post about how horrible PHP is.

For extra bonus, do it on Tumblr, a PHP-powered website.

Oh delicious irony ;-)