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Hello good sirs, I am able bodied and in want of land and picket. Please reach me at the bar, call for Sam.

Exhibit HN: I've concocted a most healthful and beneficial syrum of the utmost pure ingredients! This here oil shall alleviate ye of all woe, misery and weak-of-knee! Looking for a most suitable alchemical co-founder to assist in mine taking this to production ready status for this year's county fair! Please contact me by post or telegram!

Dr. Samuel's Special Synergistic Syrum One Market Plaza, San Francisco

Pretty much the same.

Except it would use one of those western fonts.

Rusher News

1. Mine Plundered: $2300 in Nuggets Stolen! (439 points)

2. Gold Is Where You Find It (102 points)

3. Show RN: A Better Shovel (32 points)

4. WANTED: No good pickaxe thief, DoA (8 points)

Show HN: Levis 501

Can somebody build this please?!