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It is your demographic. You probably don't use payday loan shops in strip malls either.

I used to keep bail money for "youthful indiscretion" grade offenses for certain relatives, but learned how to use an ATM this year and don't have to do that anymore. (yes, it was a stupid hiding place. Under an object a burglar would steal, but it kept it out of sight. )

I was thinking the same thing. At any given moment the total sum of cash in my own home is about $20. I don't use cash for anything.

Ditto, though now I'm thinking of stashing $250 in a drawer or something to hopefully dissuade any burglar for trashing my place trying to find the non-existent hidden cash.

I dissuade burglars by, you know, locking my door.

(I live on the 16th floor, so they probably won't get in through the window. If they do, they can have my stuff.)

Where do you keep your laptop when you're not using it? Also at the bank?

Renter's insurance covers the unlikely event that someone breaks into my apartment and steals everything I own. And I don't even need to hide anything inside shit-stained underwear.