But there are unicorns on Stack Overflow.
However...
They are a 'joke' in the broadest sense of the word, but not a joke. I am not 'fooled'.
A true April Fool's Day joke is about pulling the wool over someone's eyes in such a way that they really do not know if it is true or not.
Then they ruined it with their stream of fake shitty joke news.
I think next year I'm going to take the advice posted by someone else here and just take April 1 off. I'll just spend the day playing games or something else away from anything other people are doing.