JavaScript would be terrible, because it's easy to hide unwanted behaviour in counter-intuitive corners of the language.

Besides the language peculiarities, a garbage collected or interpreted language is very vulnerable to side channel attacks because of the large amount of complicated behaviour that is being glossed over by the language runtime. (One example would be garbage collection rounds and timing attacks, but I'm sure smarter people would find tons of features that leak secret information. Another example is on-demand JIT'ing when code becomes hot in certain runtimes. The timing of such a JIT stall could publish information you thought secure.)