Neither is faster? Each one is slower than the other?
head explodes
head explodes
For regular comparable x & y:
not (x > y) and not (y > x) --> x = y
const x = parseInt("CSS");
const y = parseInt("JS");
if ( (!(x > y) && !(y > x)) != (x == y) )
console.log('Sometimes "neither is faster" is not the same as "equally fast"');